this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
We smell like vodka and hangover
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