He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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