im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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