She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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