do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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