Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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