I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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