you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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