Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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