She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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