Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Randomize
