no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Who put my cat in the fridge?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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