Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
lol hangovers are for mortals.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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