I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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worst night to have a conscience
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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