singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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