How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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