It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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