remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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