y did u give ur computer a hand job?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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