The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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