I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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