She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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