Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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