please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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