I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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