You can't special order awesome
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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