Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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