so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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