the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
