i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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