is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
