You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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