chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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