She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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