We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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