He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
