he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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