Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Randomize
