Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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