question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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