It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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