God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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