Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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