This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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