i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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