Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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