You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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