Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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