So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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