I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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