Define "chronic" masturbator.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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