and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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