no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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