How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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