love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
