Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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