Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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