im drinking this country out of the recession.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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