just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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